A SCANDAL IN BOHEMIA - Sherlock Holmes Reinvented
"A Scandal in Bohemia" is the first short story,
and the third overall work, featuring Arthur Conan Doyle's fictional detective
Sherlock Holmes.
I hope that you are familiar
with the Adventures of Sherlock Holmes,
the private detective conceived by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (22nd May 1859 - 7th
July 1930). There are prime literature
content and block buster movies of the Adventures of Sherlock Homes.
A Scandal in Bohemia tells
the story of how the King of Bohemia hires Sherlock Holmes to take into
possession of an intimate photograph of Opera Singer Irene Adler with the king
himself when they were in an affair in the past. The photograph will ruin the chances of
King's wedding with a princess from the neighboring country.
The sleuth Sherlock Holmes
embarks on a mission to retrieve the controversial photograph from Irene Adler
who is now married and settled. She
promises him that she will keep the photograph with her and will not show it to
anybody else.
The story tells how the
woman Irene Adler outwits our detective Sherlock Holmes as he is being reinvented.
A Scandal In Bohemia as narrated by
Sherlock Holmes friend and roommate physician Dr. Watson.
To Sherlock Holmes she is always the woman. I have seldom heard him mention her under any other name. In his eyes she eclipses and predominates the whole of her sex. It was not that he felt any emotion akin to love for Irene Adler. All emotions, and that one particularly, were abhorrent to his cold, precise but admirably balanced mind. He was, I take it, the most perfect reasoning and observing machine that the world has seen, but as a lover he would have placed himself in a false position. He never spoke of the softer passions, save with a gibe and a sneer. They were admirable things for the observer -- excellent for drawing the veil from men's motives and actions. But for the trained teasoner to admit such intrusions into his own delicate and finely adjusted temperament was to introduce a distracting factor which might throw a doubt upon all his mental results. Grit in a sensitive instrument, or a crack in one of his own high-power lenses, would not be more disturbing than a strong emotion in a nature such as his. And yet there was but one woman to him, and that woman was the Irene Adler, of dubious and questionable memory.
I
had seen little of Holmes lately. My marriage had drifted us away from each
other. My own complete happiness, and the home-centered interests which rise
up around the man who first finds himself master of his own establishment,
were sufficient to absorb all my attention, while Holmes, who loathed every
form of society with his whole Bohemian soul, remained in our lodgings in
Baker Street, buried among his old books, and alternating from week to week
between cocaine and ambition, the drowsiness of the drug, and the fierce
energy of his own keen nature. He was still, as ever, deeply attracted by the
study of crime, and occupied his immense faculties and extraordinary powers
of observation in following out those clews, and clearing up those mysteries
which had been abandoned as hopeless by the official police. From time to
time I heard some vague account of his doings: of his summons to Odessa in
the case of the Trepoff murder, of his clearing up of the singular tragedy of
the Atkinson brothers at Trincomalee, and finally of the mission which he had
accomplished so delicately and successfully for the reigning family of
Holland. Beyond these signs of his activity, however, which I merely shared
with all the readers of the daily press, I knew little of my former friend
and companion.
One night
-- it was on the twentieth of March, 1888 -- I was returning from a journey
to a patient (for I had now returned to civil practice), when my way led me
through Baker Street. As I passed the well-remembered door, which must always
be associated in my mind with my wooing, and with the dark incidents of the
Study in Scarlet, I was seized with a keen desire to see Holmes again, and to
know how he was employing his extraordinary powers. His rooms were
brilliantly lit, and, even as I looked up, I saw his tall, spare figure pass
twice in a dark silhouette against the blind. He was pacing the room swiftly,
eagerly, with his head sunk upon his chest and his hands clasped behind him.
To me, who knew his every mood and habit, his attitude and manner told their
own story. He was at work again. He had risen out of his drug-created dreams
and was hot upon the scent of some new problem. I rang the bell and was shown
up to the chamber which had formerly been in part my own.
His
manner was not effusive. It seldom was; but he was glad, I think, to see me.
With hardly a word spoken, but with a kindly eye, he waved me to an armchair,
threw across his case of cigars, and indicated a spirit case and a gasogene
in the corner. Then he stood before the fire and looked me over in his
singular introspective fashion.
"Wedlock suits you," he remarked. "I think, Watson, that you
have put on seven and a half pounds since I saw you."
"Seven!" I answered.
"Indeed, I should have thought a little more. Just a trifle more, I
fancy, Watson. And in practice again, I observe. You did not tell me that you
intended to go into harness."
"Then, how do you know?"
"I
see it, I deduce it. How do I know that you have been getting yourself very
wet lately, and that you have a most clumsy and careless servant girl?"
"My
dear Holmes," said I, "this is too much. You would certainly have
been burned, had you lived a few centuries ago. It is true that I had a
country walk on Thursday and came home in a dreadful mess, but as I have
changed my clothes I can't imagine how you deduce it. As to Mary Jane, she is
incorrigible, and my wife has given her notice, but there, again, I fail to
see how you work it out."
He
chuckled to himself and rubbed his long, nervous hands together.
"It
is simplicity itself," said he; "my eyes tell me that on the inside
of your left shoe, just where the firelight strikes it, the leather is scored
by six almost parallel cuts. Obviously they have been caused by someone who
has very carelessly scraped round the edges of the sole in order to remove
crusted mud from it. Hence, you see, my double deduction that you had been
out in vile weather, and that you had a particularly malignant boot-slitting
specimen of the London slavey. As to your practice, if a gentleman walks into
my rooms smelling of iodoform, with a black mark of nitrate of silver upon
his right forefinger, and a bulge on the right side of his top-hat to show
where he has secreted his stethoscope, I must be dull, indeed, if I do not
pronounce him to be an active member of the medical profession."
I could
not help laughing at the ease with which he explained his process of
deduction. "When I hear you give your reasons," I remarked,
"the thing always appears to me to be so ridiculously simple that I
could easily do it myself, though at each successive instance of your
reasoning I am baffled until you explain your process. And yet I believe that
my eyes are as good as yours."
"Quite so," he answered, lighting a cigarette, and throwing himself
down into an armchair. "You see, but you do not observe. The distinction
is clear. For example, you have frequently seen the steps which lead up from
the hall to this room."
"Frequently."
"How
often?"
"Well,
some hundreds of times."
"Then how many are there?"
"How
many? I don't know."
"Quite so! You have not observed. And yet you have seen. That is just my
point. Now, I know that there are seventeen steps, because I have both seen
and observed. By-the-way, since you are interested in these little problems,
and since you are good enough to chronicle one or two of my trifling
experiences, you may be interested in this." He threw over a sheet of
thick, pink-tinted note-paper which had been lying open upon the table.
"It came by the last post," said he. "Read it aloud."
The note
was undated, and without either signature or address.
"There will call upon you to-night, at a quarter to eight o'clock,"
it said, "a gentleman who desires to consult you upon a matter of the
very deepest moment. Your recent services to one of the royal houses of Europe
have shown that you are one who may safely be trusted with matters which are
of an importance which can hardly be exaggerated. This account of you we have
from all quarters received. Be in your chamber then at that hour, and do not
take it amiss if your visitor wear a mask.
"This is indeed a mystery," I remarked. "What do you imagine
that it means?"
"I
have no data yet. It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data.
Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to
suit facts. But the note itself. What do you deduce from it?"
I
carefully examined the writing, and the paper upon which it was written.
"The
man who wrote it was presumably well to do," I remarked, endeavoring to
imitate my companion's processes. "Such paper could not be bought under
half a crown a packet. It is peculiarly strong and stiff."
"Peculiar -- that is the very word," said Holmes. "It is not
an English paper at all. Hold it up to the light."
I did so,
and saw a large "E" with a small "g," a "P," and
a large "G" with a small "t" woven into the texture of
the paper.
"What do you make of that?" asked Holmes.
"The
name of the maker, no doubt; or his monogram, rather."
"Not
at all. The 'G' with the small 't' stands for 'Gesellschaft,' which is the
German for 'Company.' It is a customary contraction like our 'Co.' 'P,' of
course, stands for 'Papier.' Now for the 'Eg.' Let us glance at our
Continental Gazetteer." He took down a heavy brown volume from his
shelves. "Eglow, Eglonitz -- here we are, Egria. It is in a
German-speaking country -- in Bohemia, not far from Carlsbad. 'Remarkable as
being the scene of the death of Wallenstein, and for its numerous
glass-factories and paper-mills.' Ha, ha, my boy, what do you make of
that?" His eyes sparkled, and he sent up a great blue triumphant cloud
from his cigarette.
"The
paper was made in Bohemia," I said.
"Precisely. And the man who wrote the note is a German. Do you note the
peculiar construction of the sentence -- 'This account of you we have from
all quarters received.' A Frenchman or Russian could not have written that.
It is the German who is so uncourteous to his verbs. It only remains,
therefore, to discover what is wanted by this German who writes upon Bohemian
paper and prefers wearing a mask to showing his face. And here he comes, if I
am not mistaken, to resolve all our doubts."
As he
spoke there was the sharp sound of horses' hoofs and grating wheels against
the curb, followed by a sharp pull at the bell. Holmes whistled.
"A
pair, by the sound," said he. "Yes," he continued, glancing
out of the window. "A nice little brougham and a pair of beauties. A
hundred and fifty guineas apiece. There's money in this case, Watson, if
there is nothing else."
"I
think that I had better go, Holmes."
"Not
a bit, Doctor. Stay where you are. I am lost without my Boswell. And this
promises to be interesting. It would be a pity to miss it."
"But
your client --"
"Never mind him. I may want your help, and so may he. Here he comes. Sit
down in that armchair, Doctor, and give us your best attention."
A slow
and heavy step, which had been heard upon the stairs and in the passage,
paused immediately outside the door. Then there was a loud and authoritative tap.
"Come in!" said Holmes.
A man
entered who could hardly have been less than six feet six inches in height,
with the chest and limbs of a Hercules. His dress was rich with a richness
which would, in England, be looked upon as akin to bad taste. Heavy bands of
astrakhan were slashed across the sleeves and fronts of his double-breasted
coat, while the deep blue cloak which was thrown over his shoulders was lined
with flame-colored silk and secured at the neck with a brooch which consisted
of a single flaming beryl. Boots which extended halfway up his calves, and
which were trimmed at the tops with rich brown fur, completed the impression
of barbaric opulence which was suggested by his whole appearance. He carried
a broad-brimmed hat in his hand, while he wore across the upper part of his
face, extending down past the cheekbones, a black vizard mask, which he had
apparently adjusted that very moment, for his hand was still raised to it as
he entered. From the lower part of the face he appeared to be a man of strong
character, with a thick, hanging lip, and a long, straight chin suggestive of
resolution pushed to the length of obstinacy.
"You
had my note?" he asked with a deep harsh voice and a strongly marked
German accent. "I told you that I would call." He looked from one
to the other of us, as if uncertain which to address.
"Pray take
a seat," said Holmes. "This is my friend and colleague, Dr. Watson,
who is occasionally good enough to help me in my cases. Whom have I the honor
to address?"
"You
may address me as the Count Von Kramm, a Bohemian nobleman. I understand that
this gentleman, your friend, is a man of honor and discretion, whom I may
trust with a matter of the most extreme importance. If not, I should much
prefer to communicate with you alone."
I rose to
go, but Holmes caught me by the wrist and pushed me back into my chair.
"It is both, or none," said he. "You may say before this
gentleman anything which you may say to me."
The Count
shrugged his broad shoulders. "Then I must begin," said he,
"by binding you both to absolute secrecy for two years; at the end of
that time the matter will be of no importance. At present it is not too much
to say that it is of such weight it may have an influence upon European
history."
"I
promise," said Holmes.
"And
I."
"You
will excuse this mask," continued our strange visitor. "The august
person who employs me wishes his agent to be unknown to you, and I may
confess at once that the title by which I have just called myself is not
exactly my own."
"I
was aware of it," said Holmes drily.
"The
circumstances are of great delicacy, and every precaution has to be taken to
quench what might grow to be an immense scandal and seriously compromise one
of the reigning families of Europe. To speak plainly, the matter implicates
the great House of Ormstein, hereditary kings of Bohemia."
"I
was also aware of that," murmured Holmes, settling himself down in his
armchair and closing his eyes.
Our
visitor glanced with some apparent surprise at the languid, lounging figure
of the man who had been no doubt depicted to him as the most incisive
reasoner and most energetic agent in Europe. Holmes slowly reopened his eyes
and looked impatiently at his gigantic client.
"If
your Majesty would condescend to state your case," he remarked, "I
should be better able to advise you."
The man
sprang from his chair and paced up and down the room in uncontrollable
agitation. Then, with a gesture of desperation, he tore the mask from his
face and hurled it upon the ground. "You are right," he cried;
"I am the King. Why should I attempt to conceal it?"
"Why, indeed?" murmured Holmes. "Your Majesty had not spoken
before I was aware that I was addressing Wilhelm Gottsreich Sigismond von
Ormstein, Grand Duke of Cassel-Felstein, and hereditary King of
Bohemia."
"But
you can understand," said our strange visitor, sitting down once more
and passing his hand over his high white forehead, "you can understand
that I am not accustomed to doing such business in my own person. Yet the
matter was so delicate that I could not confide it to an agent without
putting myself in his power. I have come incognito from Prague for the
purpose of consulting you."
"Then, pray consult," said Holmes, shutting his eyes once more.
"The
facts are briefly these: Some five years ago, during a lengthy visit to
Warsaw, I made the acquaintance of the well-known adventuress, Irene Adler.
The name is no doubt familiar to you."
"Kindly look her up in my index, Doctor," murmured Holmes without
opening his eyes. For many years he had adopted a system of docketing all
paragraphs concerning men and things, so that it was difficult to name a
subject or a person on which he could not at once furnish information. In
this case I found her biography sandwiched in between that of a Hebrew rabbi
and that of a staff-commander who had written a monograph upon the deep-sea
fishes.
"Let
me see!" said Holmes. "Hum! Born in New Jersey in the year 1858.
Contralto -- hum! La Scala, hum! Prima donna Imperial Opera of Warsaw -- yes!
Retired from operatic stage -- ha! Living in London -- quite so! Your
Majesty, as I understand, became entangled with this young person, wrote her
some compromising letters, and is now desirous of getting those letters
back."
"Precisely so. But how --"
"Was
there a secret marriage?"
"None."
"No
legal papers or certificates?"
"None."
"Then I fail to follow your Majesty. If this young person should produce
her letters for blackmailing or other purposes, how is she to prove their
authenticity?"
"There is the writing."
"Pooh, pooh! Forgery."
"My
private note-paper."
"Stolen."
"My
own seal."
"Imitated."
"My
photograph."
"Bought."
"We
were both in the photograph."
"Oh,
dear! That is very bad! Your Majesty has indeed committed an
indiscretion."
"I
was mad -- insane."
"You
have compromised yourself seriously."
"I
was only Crown Prince then. I was young. I am but thirty now."
"It
must be recovered."
"We
have tried and failed."
"Your Majesty must pay. It must be bought."
"She
will not sell."
"Stolen, then."
"Five attempts have been made. Twice burglars in my pay ransacked her
house. Once we diverted her luggage when she travelled. Twice she has been
waylaid. There has been no result."
"No
sign of it?"
"Absolutely none."
Holmes
laughed. "It is quite a pretty little problem," said he.
"But
a very serious one to me," returned the King reproachfully.
"Very, indeed. And what does she propose to do with the
photograph?"
"To
ruin me."
"But
how?"
"I
am about to be married."
"So
I have heard."
"To
Clotilde Lothman von Saxe-Meningen, second daughter of the King of Scandinavia.
You may know the strict principles of her family. She is herself the very
soul of delicacy. A shadow of a doubt as to my conduct would bring the matter
to an end."
"And
Irene Adler?"
"Threatens to send them the photograph. And she will do it. I know that
she will do it. You do not know her, but she has a soul of steel. She has the
face of the most beautiful of women, and the mind of the most resolute of men.
Rather than I should marry another woman, there are no lengths to which she
would not go -- none."
"You
are sure that she has not sent it yet?"
"I
am sure."
"And
why?"
"Because she has said that she would send it on the day when the
betrothal was publicly proclaimed. That will be next Monday."
"Oh,
then we have three days yet," said Holmes with a yawn. "That is
very fortunate, as I have one or two matters of importance to look into just
at present. Your Majesty will, of course, stay in London for the
present?"
"Certainly. You will find me at the Langham under the name of the Count
Von Kramm."
"Then I shall drop you a line to let you know how we progress."
"Pray do so. I shall be all anxiety."
"Then, as to money?"
"You
have carte blanche."
"Absolutely?"
"I
tell you that I would give one of the provinces of my kingdom to have that
photograph."
"And
for present expenses?"
The King
took a heavy chamois leather bag from under his cloak and laid it on the
table.
"There are three hundred pounds in gold and seven hundred in
notes," he said.
Holmes
scribbled a receipt upon a sheet of his note-book and handed it to him.
"And
Mademoiselle's address?" he asked.
"Is
Briony Lodge, Serpentine Avenue, St. John's Wood."
Holmes
took a note of it. "One other question," said he. "Was the
photograph a cabinet?"
"It
was."
"Then, good-night, your Majesty, and I trust that we shall soon have
some good news for you. And good-night, Watson," he added, as the wheels
of the royal brougham rolled down the street. "If you wlll be good
enough to call to-morrow afternoon at three o'clock I should like to chat
this little matter over with you."
At three o'clock precisely I was
at Baker Street, but Holmes had not yet returned. The landlady informed me
that he had left the house shortly after eight o'clock in the morning. I sat
down beside the fire, however, with the intention of awaiting him, however
long he might be. I was already deeply interested in his inquiry, for, though
it was surrounded by none of the grim and strange features which were
associated with the two crimes which I have already recorded, still, the
nature of the case and the exalted station of his client gave it a character
of its own. Indeed, apart from the nature of the investigation which my
friend had on hand, there was something in his masterly grasp of a situation,
and his keen, incisive reasoning, which made it a pleasure to me to study his
system of work, and to follow the quick, subtle methods by which he
disentangled the most inextricable mysteries. So accustomed was I to his
invariable success that the very possibility of his failing had ceased to
enter into my head.
It was
close upon four before the door opened, and a drunken looking groom,
ill-kempt and side-whiskered, with an inflamed face and disreputable clothes,
walked into the room. Accustomed as I was to my friend's amazing powers in
the use of disguises, I had to look three times before I was certain that it
was indeed he. With a nod he vanished into the bedroom, whence he emerged in
five minutes tweed-suited and respectable, as of old. Putting his hands into
his pockets, he stretched out his legs in front of the fire and laughed
heartily for some minutes.
"Well, really!" he cried, and then he choked and laughed again
until he was obliged to lie back, limp and helpless, in the chair.
"What is it?"
"It's quite too funny. I am sure you could never guess how I employed my
morning, or what I ended by doing."
"I
can't imagine. I suppose that you have been watching the habits, and perhaps
the house, of Miss Irene Adler."
"Quite so; but the sequel was rather unusual. I will tell you, however.
I left the house a little after eight o'clock this morning in the character
of a groom out of work. There is a wonderful sympathy and freemasonry among
horsy men. Be one of them, and you will know all that there is to know. I
soon found Briony Lodge. It is a bijou villa, with a garden at the back. but
built out in front right up to the road, two stories. Chubb lock to the door.
Large sitting-room on the right side, well furnished, with long windows
almost to the floor, and those preposterous English window fasteners which a
child could open. Behind there was nothing remarkable, save that the passage
window could be reached from the top of the coach-house. I walked round it
and examined it closely from every point of view, but without noting anything
else of interest.
"I then lounged down the street and found, as I expected, that there was
a mews in a lane which runs down by one wall of the garden. I lent the
ostlers a hand in rubbing down their horses, and received in exchange two pence,
a glass of half and half, two fills of shag tobacco, and as much information
as I could desire about Miss Adler, to say nothing of half a dozen other
people in the neighborhood in whom I was not in the least interested, but whose
biographies I was compelled to listen to."
"And
what of Irene Adler?" I asked.
"Oh, she has turned all the men's heads down in that part. She is the
daintiest thing under a bonnet on this planet. So say the Serpentine-mews, to
a man. She lives quietly, sings at concerts, drives out at five every day, and
returns at seven sharp for dinner. Seldom goes out at other times, except
when she sings. Has only one male visitor, but a good deal of him. He is
dark, handsome, and dashing, never calls less than once a day, and often
twice. He is a Mr. Godfrey Norton, of the Inner Temple. See the advantages of
a cabman as a confidant. They had driven him home a dozen times from
Serpentine-mews, and knew all about him. When I had listened to all they had
to tell, I began to walk up and down near Briony Lodge once more, and to
think over my plan of campaign.
"This Godfrey Norton was evidently an important factor in the matter. He
was a lawyer. That sounded ominous. What was the relation between them, and
what the object of his repeated visits? Was she his client, his friend, or his
mistress? If the former, she had probably transferred the photograph to his
keeping. If the latter, it was less likely. On the issue of this question
depended whether I should continue my work at Briony Lodge, or turn my
attention to the gentleman's chambers in the Temple. It was a delicate point.
and it widened the field of my inquiry. I fear that I bore you with these
details, but I have to let you see my little difficulties, if you are to
understand the situation."
"I
am following you closely," I answered.
"I
was still balancing the matter in my mind when a handsome cab drove up to
Briony Lodge, and a gentleman sprang out. He was a remarkably handsome man,
dark, aquiline, and moustached-evidently the man of whom I had heard. He
appeared to be in a great hurry, shouted to the cabman to wait, and brushed
past the maid who opened the door with the air of a man who was thoroughly at
home.
"He
was in the house about half an hour, and I could catch glimpses of him in the
windows of the sitting-room, pacing up and down, talking excitedly, and
waving his arms. Of her I could see nothing. Presently he emerged, looking
even more flurried than before. As he stepped up to the cab, he pulled a gold
watch from his pocket and looked at it earnestly, 'Drive like the devil,' he
shouted, 'first to Gross & Hankey's in Regent Street, and then to the
Church of St. Monica in the Edgeware Road. Half a guinea if you do it in
twenty minutes!'
"Away they went, and I was just wondering whether I should not do well
to follow them when up the lane came a neat little landau, the coachman with
his coat only half-buttoned, and his tie under his ear, while all the tags of
his harness were sticking out of the buckles. It hadn't pulled up before she
shot out of the hall door and into it. I only caught a glimpse of her at the
moment, but she was a lovely woman, with a face that a man might die for.
"'The Church of St. Monica, John,' she cried, 'and half a sovereign if
you reach it in twenty minutes.'
"This was quite too good to lose, Watson. I was just balancing whether I
should run for it, or whether I should perch behind her landau when a cab
came through the street. The driver looked twice at such a shabby fare, but I
jumped in before he could object. 'The Church of St. Monica,' said I, 'and
half a sovereign if you reach it in twenty minutes.' It was twenty-five
minutes to twelve, and of course it was clear enough what was in the wind.
"My
cabby drove fast. I don't think I ever drove faster, but the others were
there before us. The cab and the landau with their steaming horses were in
front of the door when I arrived. I paid the man and hurried into the church.
There was not a soul there save the two whom I had followed and a surpliced
clergyman, who seemed to be expostulating with them. They were all three
standing in a knot in front of the altar. I lounged up the side aisle like
any other idler who has dropped into a church. Suddenly, to my surprise, the
three at the altar faced round to me, and Godfrey Norton came running as hard
as he could towards me.
"Thank God," he cried. "You'll do. Come! Come!"
"What then?" I asked.
"Come, man, come, only three minutes, or it won't be legal."
I was
half-dragged up to the altar, and before I knew where I was I found myself
mumbling responses which were whispered in my ear and vouching for things of
which I knew nothing, and generally assisting in the secure tying up of Irene
Adler, spinster, to Godfrey Norton, bachelor. It was all done in an instant,
and there was the gentleman thanking me on the one side and the lady on the
other, while the clergyman beamed on me in front. It was the most
preposterous position in which I ever found myself in my life, and it was the
thought of it that started me laughing just now. It seems that there had been
some informality about their license, that the clergyman absolutely refused
to marry them without a witness of some sort, and that my lucky appearance
saved the bridegroom from having to sally out into the streets in search of a
best man. The bride gave me a sovereign, and I mean to wear it on my
watch-chain in memory of the occasion."
"This is a very unexpected turn of affairs," said I; "and what
then?"
"Well, I found my plans very seriously menaced. It looked as if the pair
might take an immediate departure, and so necessitate very prompt and
energetic measures on my part. At the church door, however, they separated,
he driving back to the Temple, and she to her own house. 'I shall drive out
in the park at five as usual,' she said as she left him. I heard no more.
They drove away in different directions, and I went off to make my own
arrangements."
"Which are?"
"Some cold beef and a glass of beer," he answered, ringing the
bell. "I have been too busy to think of food, and I am likely to be
busier still this evening. By the way, Doctor, I shall want your
cooperation."
"I
shall be delighted."
"You
don't mind breaking the law?"
"Not
in the least."
"Nor
running a chance of arrest?"
"Not
in a good cause."
"Oh,
the cause is excellent!"
"Then I am your man."
"I
was sure that I might rely on you."
"But
what is it you wish?"
"When Mrs. Turner has brought in the tray I will make it clear to you.
Now," he said as he turned hungrily on the simple fare that our landlady
had provided, "I must discuss it while I eat, for I have not much time.
It is nearly five now. In two hours we must be on the scene of action. Miss
Irene, or Madame, rather, returns from her drive at seven. We must be at
Briony Lodge to meet her."
"And
what then?"
"You
must leave that to me. I have already arranged what is to occur. There is
only one point on which I must insist. You must not interfere, come what may.
You understand?"
"I
am to be neutral?"
"To
do nothing whatever. There will probably be some small unpleasantness. Do not
join in it. It will end in my being conveyed into the house. Four or five
minutes afterwards the sitting-room window will open. You are to station
yourself close to that open window."
"Yes."
"You
are to watch me, for I will be visible to you."
"Yes."
"And
when I raise my hand -- so -- you will throw into the room what I give you to
throw, and will, at the same time, raise the cry of fire. You quite follow
me?"
"Entirely."
"It
is nothing very formidable," he said, taking a long cigar shaped roll
from his pocket. "It is an ordinary plumber's smoke-rocket, fitted with a
cap at either end to make it self-lighting. Your task is confined to that.
When you raise your cry of fire, it will be taken up by quite a number of
people. You may then walk to the end of the street, and I will rejoin you in
ten minutes. I hope that I have made myself clear?"
"I
am to remain neutral, to get near the window, to watch you, and at the signal
to throw in this object, then to raise the cry of fire, and to wait you at
the corner of the street."
"Precisely."
"Then you may entirely rely on me."
"That is excellent. I think, perhaps, it is almost time that I prepare
for the new role I have to play."
He disappeared into his bedroom and returned in a few minutes in the
character of an amiable and simple-minded Nonconformist clergyman. His broad
black hat, his baggy trousers. his white tie, his sympathetic smile, and
general look of peering and benevolent curiosity were such as Mr. John Hare
alone could have equaled. It was not merely that Holmes changed his costume.
His expression, his manner, his very soul seemed to vary with every fresh
part that he assumed. The stage lost a fine actor, even as science lost an
acute reasoner, when he became a specialist in crime.
It was a quarter past six when we left Baker Street, and it still wanted ten
minutes to the hour when we found ourselves in Serpentine Avenue. It was
already dusk, and the lamps were just being lighted as we paced up and down
in front of Briony Lodge, waiting for the coming of its occupant. The house
was just such as I had pictured it from Sherlock Holmes's succinct
description, but the locality appeared to be less private than I expected. On
the contrary, for a small street in a quiet neighborhood, it was remarkably
animated. There was a group of shabbily dressed men smoking and laughing in a
corner, a scissors-grinder with his wheel, two guardsmen who were flirting
with a nurse-girl, and several well-dressed young men who were lounging up
and down with cigars in their mouths.
"You
see," remarked Holmes, as we paced to and fro in front of the house,
"this marriage rather simplifies matters. The photograph becomes a
double-edged weapon now. The chances are that she would be as averse to its
being seen by Mr. Godfrey Norton, as our client is to its coming to the eyes
of his princess. Now the question is, Where are we to find the
photograph?"
"Where, indeed?"
"It
is most unlikely that she carries it about with her. It is cabinet size. Too
large for easy concealment about a woman's dress. She knows that the King is
capable of having her waylaid and searched. Two attempts of the sort have
already been made. We may take it, then, that she does not carry it about
with her."
"Where, then?"
"Her
banker or her lawyer. There is that double possibility. But I am inclined to
think neither. Women are naturally secretive, and they like to do their own
secreting. Why should she hand it over to anyone else? She could trust her
own guardianship, but she could not tell what indirect or political influence
might be brought to bear upon a business man. Besides, remember that she had
resolved to use it within a few days. It must be where she can lay her hands
upon it. It must be in her own house."
"But
it has twice been burgled."
"Pshaw!
They did not know how to look."
"But
how will you look?"
"I
will not look."
"What then?"
"I
will get her to show me."
"But
she will refuse."
"She
will not be able to. But I hear the rumble of wheels. It is hcr carriage. Now
carry out my orders to the letter."
As he spoke the gleam of the side-lights of a carriage came round the curve
of the avenue. It was a smart little landau which rattled up to the door of
Briony Lodge. As it pulled up, one of the loafing men at the corner dashed
forward to open the door in the hope of earning a copper, but was elbowed
away by another loafer, who had rushed up with the same intention. A fierce
quarrel broke out, which was increased by the two guardsmen, who took sides
with one of the loungers, and by the scissors-grinder, who was equally hot
upon the other side. A blow was struck, and in an instant the lady, who had
stepped from her carriage, was the centre of a little knot of flushed and
struggling men, who struck savagely at each other with their fists and
sticks. Holmes dashed into the crowd to protect the lady; but just as he
reached her he gave a cry and dropped to the ground, with the blood running
freely down his face. At his fall the guardsmen took to their heels in one
direction and the loungers in the other, while a number of better-dressed
people, who had watched the scuffle without taking part in it, crowded in to
help the lady and to attend to the injured man. Irene Adler, as I will still
call her, had hurried up the steps; but she stood at the top with her superb
figure outlined against the lights of the hall, looking back into the street.
"Is
the poor gentleman much hurt?" she asked.
"He
is dead," cried several voices.
"No,
no, there's life in him!" shouted another. "But he'll be gone
before you can get him to hospital."
"He's a brave fellow," said a woman. "They would have had the
lady's purse and watch if it hadn't been for him. They were a gang, and a
rough one, too. Ah, he's breathing now."
"He
can't lie in the street. May we bring him in, ma'm?"
"Surely. Bring him into the sitting-room. There is a comfortable sofa.
This way, please!"
Slowly and solemnly he was borne into Briony Lodge and laid out in the
principal room, while I still observed the proceedings from my post by the
window. The lamps had been lit, but the blinds had not been drawn, so that I
could see Holmes as he lay upon the couch. I do not know whether he was seized
with compunction at that moment for the part he was playing, but I know that
I never felt more heartily ashamed of myself in my life than when I saw the
beautiful creature against whom I was conspiring, or the grace and kindliness
with which she waited upon the injured man. And yet it would be the blackest
treachery to Holmes to draw back now from the part which he had entrusted to
me. I hardened my heart, and took the smoke-rocket from under my ulster.
After all, I thought, we are not injuring her. We are but preventing her from
injuring another.
Holmes had sat up upon the couch, and I saw him motion like a man who is in
need of air. A maid rushed across and threw open the window. At the same
instant I saw him raise his hand and at the signal I tossed my rocket into
the room with a cry of "Fire!" The word was no sooner out of my
mouth than the whole crowd of spectators, well dressed and ill -- gentlemen,
ostlers, and servant-maids -- joined in a general shriek of "Fire!"
Thick clouds of smoke curled through the room and out at the open window. I
caught a glimpse of rushing figures, and a moment later the voice of Holmes
from within assuring them that it was a false alarm. Slipping through the
shouting crowd I made my way to the corner of the street, and in ten minutes
was rejoiced to find my friend's arm in mine, and to get away from the scene
of uproar. He walked swiftly and in silence for some few minutes until we had
turned down one of the quiet streets which lead towards the Edgeware Road.
"You
did it very nicely, Doctor," he remarked. "Nothing could have been
better. It is all right."
"You
have the photograph?"
"I
know where it is."
"And
how did you find out?"
"She
showed me, as I told you she would."
"I
am still in the dark."
"I
do not wish to make a mystery," said he, laughing. "The matter was
perfectly simple. You, of course, saw that everyone in the street was an
accomplice. They were all engaged for the evening."
"I
guessed as much."
"Then,
when the row broke out, I had a little moist red paint in the palm of my
hand. I rushed forward, fell down. clapped my hand to my face, and became a
piteous spectacle. It is an old trick."
"That also I could fathom."
"Then they carried me in. She was bound to have me in. What else could
she do? And into her sitting-room. which was the very room which I suspected.
It lay between that and her bedroom, and I was determined to see which. They
laid me on a couch, I motioned for air, they were compelled to open the
window. and you had your chance."
"How
did that help you?"
"It was all-important. When a woman thinks that her house is on fire,
her instinct is at once to rush to the thing which she values most. It is a
perfectly overpowering impulse, and I have more than once taken advantage of
it. In the case of the Darlington substitution scandal it was of use to me,
and also in the Arnsworth Castle business. A married woman grabs at her baby;
an unmarried one reaches for her jewel-box. Now it was clear to me that our
lady of to-day had nothing in the house more precious to her than what we are
in quest of. She would rush to secure it. The alarm of fire was admirably
done. The smoke and shouting were enough to shake nerves of steel. She
responded beautifully. The photograph is in a recess behind a sliding panel
just above the right bell-pull. She was there in an instant, and I caught a
glimpse of it as she half-drew it out. When I cried out that it was a false alarm,
she replaced it, glanced at the rocket, rushed from the room, and I have not
seen her since. I rose, and, making my excuses, escaped from the house. I
hesitated whether to attempt to secure the photograph at once; but the
coachman had come in, and as he was watching me narrowly it seemed safer to
wait. A little over-precipitance may ruin all."
"And
now?" I asked.
"Our
quest is practically finished. I shall call with the King to-morrow, and with
you, if you care to come with us. We will be shown into the sitting-room to
wait for the lady; but it is probable that when she comes she may find
neither us nor the photograph. It might be a satisfaction to his Majesty to
regain it with his own hands."
"And
when will you call?"
"At
eight in the morning. She will not be up, so that we shall have a clear
field. Besides, we must be prompt, for this marriage may mean a complete
change in her life and habits. I must wire to the King without delay."
We had
reached Baker Street and had stopped at the door. He was searching his
pockets for the key when someone passing said:
"Good-night, Mister Sherlock Holmes."
There
were several people on the pavement at the time, but the greeting appeared to
come from a slim youth in an ulster who had hurried by.
"I've heard that voice before," said Holmes, staring down the dimly
lit street. "Now, I wonder who the deuce that could have been."
I slept at Baker Street that
night, and we were engaged upon our toast and coffee in the morning when the
King of Bohemia rushed into the room.
"You
have really got it!" he cried, grasping Sherlock Holmes by either
shoulder and looking eagerly into his face.
"Not
yet."
"But
you have hopes?"
"I
have hopes."
"Then, come. I am all impatience to be gone."
"We
must have a cab."
"No,
my brougham is waiting."
"Then that will simplify matters."
We descended and started off once more for Briony Lodge.
"Irene Adler is married," remarked Holmes.
"Married! When?"
"Yesterday."
"But
to whom?"
"To
an English lawyer named Norton."
"But
she could not love him."
"I
am in hopes that she does."
"And
why in hopes?"
"Because it would spare your Majesty all fear of future annoyance. If
the lady loves her husband, she does not love your Majesty. If she does not
love your Majesty, there is no reason why she should interfere with your
Majesty's plan."
"It
is true. And yet -- Well! I wish she had been of my own station! What a queen
she would have made!" He relapsed into a moody silence, which was not
broken until we drew up in Serpentine Avenue.
The door
of Briony Lodge was open, and an elderly woman stood upon the steps. She
watched us with a sardonic eye as we stepped from the brougham.
"Mr.
Sherlock Holmes, I believe?" said she.
"I
am Mr. Holmes," answered my companion, looking at her with a questioning
and rather startled gaze.
"Indeed! My mistress told me that you were likely to call. She left this
morning with her husband by the 5:15 train from Charing Cross for the
Continent."
"What!" Sherlock Holmes staggered back, white with chagrin and
surprise. "Do you mean that she has left England?"
"Never to return."
"And
the papers?" asked the King hoarsely. "All is lost."
"We shall see." He pushed past the servant and rushed into the
drawing-room, followed by the King and myself. The furniture was scattered
about in every direction, with dismantled shelves and open drawers, as if the
lady had hurriedly ransacked them before her flight. Holmes rushed at the
bell-pull, tore back a small sliding shutter, and, plunging in his hand,
pulled out a photograph and a letter. The photograph was of Irene Adler
herself in evening dress, the letter was superscribed to "Sherlock
Holmes, Esq. To be left till called for." My friend tore it open and we
all three read it together. It was dated at midnight of the preceding night
and ran in this way:
MY DEAR MR. SHERLOCK HOLMES,
You
really did it very well. You took me in completely. Until after the alarm of
fire, I had not a suspicion. But then, when I found how I had betrayed
myself, I began to think. I had been warned against you months ago. I had been
told that if the King employed an agent it would certainly be you. And your
address had been given me. Yet, with all this, you made me reveal what you
wanted to know. Even after I became suspicious, I found it hard to think evil
of such a dear, kind old clergyman. But, you know, I have been trained as an
actress myself. Male costume is nothing new to me. I often take advantage of
the freedom which it gives. I sent John, the coachman, to watch you, ran up
stairs, got into my walking-clothes, as I call them, and came down just as
you departed.
Well, I
followed you to your door, and so made sure that I was really an object of
interest to the celebrated Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Then I, rather imprudently,
wished you good-night, and started for the Temple to see my husband. We both
thought the best resource was flight, when pursued by so formidable an
antagonist; so you will find the nest empty when you call tomorrow. As to the
photograph, your client may rest in peace. I love and am loved by a better
man than he. The King may do what he will without hindrance from one whom he
has cruelly wronged. I keep it only to safeguard myself, and to preserve a
weapon which will always secure me from any steps which he might take in the
future. I leave a photograph which he might care to possess; and I remain,
dear Mr. Sherlock Holmes,
Very
truly yours,
IRENE
NORTON, nee ADLER.
"What a woman -- oh, what a woman!" cried the King of Bohemia, when we had all three read this epistle. "Did I not tell you how quick and resolute she was? Would she not have made an admirable queen? Is it not a pity that she was not on my level?"
"From what I have seen of the lady she seems indeed to be on a very
different level to your Majesty," said Holmes coldly. "I am sorry
that I have not been able to bring your Majesty's business to a more
successful conclusion."
"On
the contrary, my dear sir," cried the King; "nothing could be more
successful. I know that her word is inviolate. The photograph is now as safe
as if it were in the fire."
"I
am glad to hear your Majesty say so."
"I
am immensely indebted to you. Pray tell me in what way I can reward you. This
ring --" He slipped an emerald snake ring from his finger and held it
out upon the palm of his hand.
"Your Majesty has something which I should value even more highly,"
said Holmes.
"You
have but to name it."
"This photograph!"
The King
stared at him in amazement.
"Irene's photograph!" he cried. "Certainly, if you wish
it."
"I
thank your Majesty. Then there is no more to be done in the matter. I have
the honor to wish you a very good-morning." He bowed, and, turning away
without observing the hand which the King had stretched out to him, he set
off in my company for his chambers.
And that
was how a great scandal threatened to affect the kingdom of Bohemia, and how
the best plans of Mr. Sherlock Holmes were beaten by a woman's wit. He used
to make merry over the cleverness of women, but I have not heard him do it of
late. And when he speaks of Irene Adler, or when he refers to her photograph,
it is always under the honorable title of the woman.
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